Top 20 Sassy Captions
- What’s a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.
- Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
- We’re an acquired taste. If you don’t like us, acquire some taste.
- Well-behaved people don’t make it into history books.
- Be sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
- We got 99 problems, but an awesome marketing team ain’t one.
- Sometimes you just need to do a thing called “what you want.”
- You can’t do epic stuff with bad people. And we got the best in the biz.
- It’s not called being bossy, it’s called having leadership skills.
- You did not wake up today to be mediocre.
- A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
- We’re entrepreneurs. They call us dreamers, but we’re the ones who never sleep.
- All of us have the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
- Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one.
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
- You see that? That’s my patience leaving.
- Everyone has that one annoying friend. If you don’t have one, then it’s probably you.
- Above: A photo of me pretending to be listening.
- Oh, you sent me an email? Expect a response in approximately never.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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